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Monthly Archives: October 2016

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Seahawks Safety Earl Thomas Penalized for Hugging Ref

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Seahawks Safety Earl Thomas Penalized for Hugging Ref:  Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas was so overcome with emotion after recovering a New Orleans fumble and returning it in for a touchdown that he gave the nearby ref a really big … Continue reading

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Redheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank

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Redheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank:  According to its director, Denmark’s Cryosurgery International Sperm Bank – the world’s largest – is turning away redheaded donors because ”there are too many redheaded donors in relation to demand.”  Not to … Continue reading

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Former Congressman Walsh Promises to Grab Musket if Hillary Elected

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Former Congressman Walsh Promises to Grab Musket if Hillary Elected:  Former Illinois congressman and right-wing talk show host Joe Walsh found himself forced to explain what he meant after tweeting “If Trump loses on November 9th, I’ll be grabbing my … Continue reading

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Dylan Decides to Accept the Nobel Prize

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Dylan Decides to Accept the Nobel Prize:  After a long silence on the matter, singer-songwriter Bob Dylan has finally told the Swedish Academy that he will accept the Nobel Prize in Literature.  Perhaps he just needed a little time to … Continue reading

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Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020

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Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020:  A new report from the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) predicts that by the end of the decade, 67% of all vertebrate wildlife will be lost.  Perhaps, but … Continue reading

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