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Air-Conditioner Maker Carrier Will Not Send Jobs to Mexico

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Air-Conditioner Maker Carrier Will Not Send Jobs to Mexico:  Donald Trump has reportedly made a deal with air-conditioner manufacturer Carrier not to close two factories in Mike Pence’s home state of Indiana, preventing 1000 jobs from going to Mexico.  Good … Continue reading

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Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground

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Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground:  According to a public health advisory, a ground squirrel found in a Los Angeles-area campground has tested positive for plague, causing authorities to shut down part of the Angeles National Forest for at … Continue reading

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CVS Employees Call Cops On Black Men Asking To Buy Cheese

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CVS Employees Call Cops On Black Men Asking To Buy Cheese:  CVS has apologized after employees in Carytown, Virginia called police after two black men entered the store and asked them if they sold sliced cheese.   Employees defended their … Continue reading

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Trump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States

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Trump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States:  Even though he has no evidence, President-elect Donald Trump is now claiming he actually won the popular vote, because there was “serious voter fraud” in Virginia, New Hampshire and California.  And really, … Continue reading

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New Millipede Found Inside California Cave

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New Millipede Found Inside California Cave:  Scientists say they’ve discovered a rare new species of millipede in a marble cave in California’s Sequoia National Park, and the critter has an astounding 414 legs.  When questioned how the millipede could have … Continue reading

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