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Monthly Archives: December 2016

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Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95

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Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95:  Lou Harris, the influential pollster and political consultant who was among the first to provide polling services directly to candidates and officeholders, died in Key West three weeks ago at the age of 95.  … Continue reading

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Burger King Announces Antibiotic-Free Chicken for 2017

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Burger King Announces Antibiotic-Free Chicken for 2017:  Fast-food chains Burger King and Tim Hortons announced that next year they will begin serving only chicken raised without the use of antibiotics.  They really had no choice.  Hell, when the Republicans get … Continue reading

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Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row

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Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row:  According to sources, the Kardashian-Jenner family has donated 100 gourmet, chef-prepared meals to people in need on Skid Row, an impoverished area in downtown Los Angeles, California.  A Kardashian spokesperson say the … Continue reading

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Korean Airlines Will Allow Crew to Use Taser Guns

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Korean Airlines Will Allow Crew to Use Taser Guns:  Korean Air Lines (KAL) says it will now allow crew members to use taser guns on rowdy passengers following an incident in which singer Richard Marx was forced to wrestle an … Continue reading

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Tennessee Inmates Escape Jail Through Broken Toilet

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Tennessee Inmates Escape Jail Through Broken Toilet:  The manhunt is on for two of the remaining six escapees who fled a Tennessee jail through a hole which housed a leaky toilet, after earlier plumbing repairs weakened the concrete used to … Continue reading

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