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Monthly Archives: January 2017

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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone … Continue reading

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Kids Closer To Pets Than Their Own Siblings

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Kids Closer To Pets Than Their Own Siblings:  A new study found that kids tend to form a really tight bond with their pets, often closer than with their own brothers and sisters.  So if that’s correct, I guess its … Continue reading

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Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days

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Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days:  President Trump has signed an executive order which instructs the U.S. military’s Joint Chiefs of staff to come up with a plan in 30 days to defeat ISIS.  In other … Continue reading

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One-Armed Bandit Captured in Florida

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One-Armed Bandit Captured in Florida:  A bank robbery suspect caught police officers by surprise when his prosthetic arm popped right off during his arrest.  Needless to say, the handcuffing didn’t go well.  Police arrested and charged the man with “arm … Continue reading

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Trump and Peña Nieto Talk on the Phone

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Trump and Peña Nieto Talk on the Phone:  Amid an escalating crisis between neighboring nations over a border wall, President Trump and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto had what Trump characterized as a “constructive” and “productive” hour-long telephone conversation.  When asked … Continue reading

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