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Monthly Archives: February 2017

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Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption

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Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption:  Powerful fountains of lava and volcanic ash are spewing out of Sicily’s Mount Etna in southern Italy, with viewers around the world watching the fiery show from the comfort and safety of their computer … Continue reading

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SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

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SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for … Continue reading

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Trump Supporters Warn Retailers to Shut Up About Trump

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Trump Supporters Warn Retailers to Shut Up About Trump:  After retailers such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus announced they are dropping the Ivanka Trump brand, a group of Trump supporters now say they will refuse to shop at those vendors.  Yea, … Continue reading

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New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations

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New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations: During his recent speech at CPAC, Trump’s new head of the Environmental Protection Agency Scott Pruitt, called for an “aggressive agenda of regulatory rollbacks,” while criticizing the Obama administration for … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Un Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent

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Kim Jong UN Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent:  Malaysian police say the chemical substance used to kill Kim Jong Un’s half brother Kim Jong Nam last week, was a banned nerve agent called VX, which is listed as a … Continue reading

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