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Monthly Archives: March 2017

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Blind Tadpoles Able to See After Eyeballs Are Attached to Their Butts

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Blind Tadpoles Able to See After Eyeballs Are Attached to Their Butts:  In what is considered a stunning new development, researchers at Tufts University were able to give sight to blind tadpoles by grafting eyes onto their rear ends.  Well, … Continue reading

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Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons

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Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons:  Researchers have found that particles, once thought to have to originate from the same place, can actually come from different locations in the phenomena of “entanglement” – whereby particles can be separated by … Continue reading

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Trump Shocked Women Know Who Susan B. Anthony Was

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Trump Shocked Women Know Who Susan B. Anthony Was:  President Trump spoke before a room full of women at a women’s empowerment event for Women’s History Month and name-dropped some prominent historical women before asking the crowd if they knew … Continue reading

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Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box

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Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box:  Crayon company Crayola says it plans to “retire one of its beloved colors from its iconic portfolio” in a big announcement coming up on National Crayon Day in Times Square, marking … Continue reading

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Scientists Convert Spinach Leaves Into Human Heart Tissue

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Scientists Convert Spinach Leaves Into Human Heart Tissue:  Scientists in Massachusetts have converted a spinach leaf into a tiny, beating human heart muscle by seeding the spinach with human heart cell tissue in an eerie experiment that might one day … Continue reading

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