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Monthly Archives: April 2017

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Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements

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Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements:  President Donald Trump has once gain taken to Twitter to complain about the “fake media” ignoring all of his “long list of achievements.”  Maybe they just assumed most people … Continue reading

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Video Captures Delta Pilot Smacking Woman to Break Up Fight

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Video Captures Delta Pilot Smacking Woman to Break Up Fight:  In yet another air confrontation, Delta Airlines is defending one of its pilots who was caught on video smacking a female passenger in the arm who was involved in a … Continue reading

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Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult

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Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult:  In a recent interview with Reuters, President Trump said he is surprised how hard his new job really is, says he misses his previous life and simple things like driving and … Continue reading

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Trump Says Major, Major Conflict With N. Korea Possible

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Trump Says Major, Major Conflict With N. Korea Possible:  President Trump is causing some concern after stating in a recent interview with Reuters, that “there is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North … Continue reading

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Smashed Mastodon Bones Suggest Humans Arrived 100,000 Years Earlier

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Smashed Mastodon Bones Suggest Humans Arrived 100,000 Years Earlier:  Close inspection of 130,000-year-old broken mastodon femur bones found at a freeway excavation in California have led some researchers to the controversial conclusion that humans were responsible for killing the animal, … Continue reading

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