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Monthly Archives: May 2017

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Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post

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Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post:  President Trump left many of his 31 million Twitter followers confused and slightly concerned after an early morning tweet that simply said “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”  Now I have no … Continue reading

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Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated

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Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated:  According to court records, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau have filed for separation after two daughters and 12 years of marriage – in a relationship that began in 1997 when he was … Continue reading

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Ivanka Says Memorial Day for Champagne Popsicles

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Ivanka Says Memorial Day for Champagne Popsicles:  Ivanka Trump is facing some serious backlash after an official Twitter account linked with her lifestyle brand talked exclusively about “upping your grilling game” along with other Memorial Day party suggestions like “champagne … Continue reading

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Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself

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Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself:  Scientists say not getting enough sleep can cause the brain to “eat up” its connections, while also increasing risk of Alzheimer’s disease and other neurological disorders.  Great, like I needed … Continue reading

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White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets

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White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets:  According to The Wall Street Journal, the White House is considering appointing a legal team to police President Trump’s infamous social media posts as numerous investigations are being launched into … Continue reading

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