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Monthly Archives: June 2017

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Billionaire Peter Thiel Funding Effort to Resurrect Woolly Mammoth

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Billionaire Peter Thiel Funding Effort to Resurrect Woolly Mammoth:  Silicon Valley titan and Trump supporter Peter Thiel, has reportedly invested $100,000 in a project which hopes to bring the extinct mammoth back to life.  Makes sense.  After all, the Trump … Continue reading

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Apocalyptic NRA Ad Called A Whisper Shy of Calling for Civil War

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Apocalyptic NRA Ad Called A Whisper Shy of Calling for Civil War:  Critics say the National Rifle Association’s newest recruitment video represents a dangerous attempt to increase its membership by advocating violence and in what many claim is essentially just a … Continue reading

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Time Asks Trump to Remove Fake Magazine Covers

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Time Asks Trump to Remove Fake Magazine Covers:  Time magazine is requesting the Trump Organization take down fake Time magazine covers which appear to boast about Donald Trump and his accomplishments – that are framed and hanging on the walls … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

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Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find … Continue reading

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Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump

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Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump:  According to a wide-ranging international study, with the exception of Russia, Donald Trump’s presidency is alarming citizens of our nation’s closest allies as well as others worldwide, diminishing the US standing in … Continue reading

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