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Monthly Archives: June 2017

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate:  Kim Kardashian is claiming she has a condition called “placenta accreta,” which makes it dangerous for her to carry another child, so she and Kanye have now hired a surrogate to carry their … Continue reading

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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores … Continue reading

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Daniel Day-Lewis Announces Retirement From Acting

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Daniel Day-Lewis Announces Retirement From Acting:  Daniel Day-Lewis, one of the most revered actors in Hollywood history, has announced his retirement from acting.  Good for him and we all wish him well – now if he could just have a … Continue reading

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Trump Makes Craziest Statement About Panama Canal

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Trump Makes Craziest Statement About Panama Canal:  President Trump raised eyebrows during a White House meeting with Panamanian President Juan Carlos Varela when he bragged “the Panama Canal is doing quite well, I think we did a good job building … Continue reading

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Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama

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Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama:  President Donald Trump was up and tweeting extra early Sunday morning, boasting that his approval ratings are higher than former President Barack Obama despite his being subjected to a “Witch Hunt.”  I’m sure … Continue reading

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