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Monthly Archives: July 2017

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Anthony Scaramucci Out as White House Communications Director

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Anthony Scaramucci Out as White House Communications Director:  President Trump has removed Anthony Scaramucci from his position as White House communications director, just days after Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other members of the president’s senior staff.   … Continue reading

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Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions

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Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions:  In response to new U.S. sanctions, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered that the U.S. diplomatic missions in Moscow and elsewhere in the country will have to cut 755 staff members.  Putin said … Continue reading

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Scaramucci Asks People to Keep His Family in Their Prayers

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Scaramucci Asks People to Keep His Family in Their Prayers:  In response to news stories about his wife filing for divorce shortly after he took the job as president Trump’s Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci is asking everyone to keep his … Continue reading

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Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce

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Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce:  Anthony Scaramucci’s wife of three years is reportedly fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump – whom she reportedly despises – and has filed for divorce from the new … Continue reading

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Slug Mucus Glue That Stops Internal Bleeding Created

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Slug Mucus Glue That Stops Internal Bleeding Created:  Scientists say a sticky slug mucus has been used to create a glue that can stop internal bleeding by binding biological tissues together – even if they are wet.  So let me … Continue reading

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