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Monthly Archives: July 2017

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Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars

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Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars:  California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is vice chairman of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, asked members of a NASA panel this week if there had been ancient civilizations on … Continue reading

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Saudi Girl’s Online Post in Miniskirt Draws Conservative Outrage

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Saudi Girl’s Online Post in Miniskirt Draws Conservative Outrage:  A young Saudi woman sparked a huge controversy over the weekend by posting a video of herself online in a miniskirt and crop top walking around in public, leading Saudi conservatives … Continue reading

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Odd Signals Detected Coming From Distant Star

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Odd Signals Detected Coming From Distant Star:  Astronomers say they’ve detected “strange signals” coming from the direction of a small red dwarf star, located about 11 light-years from Earth.   Astronomers point out that while the signal could be from … Continue reading

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Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing

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Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing:  Scientist and chief executive of Impossible Foods Pat Brown has created a plant-based burger that he says recreates the texture, smell and flavor of meat that carnivores crave (including the blood) … Continue reading

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Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica

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Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica:  One of the largest icebergs ever recorded, packing about a trillion tons of ice or enough to fill up two Lake Eries, has just split off from Antarctica.  While climate scientists are blaming global warming, … Continue reading

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