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Monthly Archives: August 2017

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White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid

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White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid:  Dating site OkCupid has announced they have banned white supremacist leader Chris Cantwell for life after learning he was a member of the popular dating website.  Luckily for Cantwell, there’s a … Continue reading

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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from … Continue reading

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Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

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Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as … Continue reading

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Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague

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Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague:  Fleas in two Arizona counties have tested positive for carrying bubonic plague, an infectious disease that took the lives of millions of people in the Middle Ages.  Health officials are urging Arizona … Continue reading

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White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups

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White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups:  In response to criticism for failing to directly condemn the hate groups involved in the Charlottesville alt-right rally that ended with three dead, the White House issued a statement which basically said … Continue reading

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