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Monthly Archives: August 2017

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Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

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Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill:  Several pastors this week have been claiming Hurricane Harvey is God’s way of punishing Houston for not passing an Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill and for having “a very, very aggressively … Continue reading

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Osteen Claims Megachurch Didn’t Open Doors Because Houston Didn’t Ask

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Osteen Claims Megachurch Didn’t Open Doors Because Houston Didn’t Ask:  Pastor Joel Osteen has been making the rounds of the talk show circuit, offering his explanation as to why he didn’t offer his 16,800-seat megachurch in Houston as a shelter … Continue reading

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President and First Lady’s Hurricane Outfits Cause Stir

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President and First Lady’s Hurricane Outfits Cause Stir:  After landing in Texas to tour the hurricane devastation, the President and First Lady caused a bit of a stir with his country club casual wardrobe and her silk bomber jacket and … Continue reading

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Study Finds Four Cups of Coffee Per Day Lowers Death Risk

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Study Finds Four Cups of Coffee Per Day Lowers Death Risk:  A new study from Spanish researchers found that higher coffee consumption is linked to a lower risk of death, with those who drink at least four cups of coffee … Continue reading

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Bill Nye Sues Disney Over $9M Underpayment

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Bill Nye Sues Disney Over $9M Underpayment:  Television personality and scientist Bill Nye the Science Guy is suing Disney and several of its subsidiaries claiming the conglomerate underpaid him by at least $9 million for his popular television series.  Sources … Continue reading

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