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Monthly Archives: September 2017

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Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor

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Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor:  After receiving criticism for his administration’s slow response to the humanitarian crisis in Puerto Rico, Donald Trump lashed out at San Juan’s mayor by complaining that “they want everything to be done for … Continue reading

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MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes

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MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes:  MS-13 leader Edwin Manica Flores has been secretly recorded urging the heads of regional MS-13 gangs to all work together and also advising them to avoid wearing “Nike Cortez shoes” which … Continue reading

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FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home

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FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home:  After receiving reports of missing organs and body parts, FBI agents raided the residence of a Houston mortician, and were astonished to find 3,178 embalmed human penises.  All I can say … Continue reading

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Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY

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Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY:  Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.   Initially, everyone … Continue reading

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Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters

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Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters:  Twitter just announced it will test extending the text limit of a post on its service from 140 to 280 characters.  What an exciting day for democracy!  People will now be … Continue reading

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