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Monthly Archives: October 2017

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Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown

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Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown:  Boston-based Fidelity Investments reportedly ousted two employees this month as part of a crackdown on sexual harassment at the mutual-fund giant.  Insiders say the sexual tension within the company has become so all-pervasive, … Continue reading

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Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves

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Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves:  Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves.  When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, … Continue reading

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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, … Continue reading

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Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined

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Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined:  Georgia Republican state Representative Betty Price – a physician and the wife of disgraced former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price – is calling for all HIV-positive people to be … Continue reading

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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist … Continue reading

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