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Monthly Archives: October 2017

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Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats

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Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats:  A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman – who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit – face … Continue reading

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Study Finds People Who Use Marijuana Have More Sex

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Study Finds People Who Use Marijuana Have More Sex:  A new study involving more than 50,000 Americans found that people who use marijuana tend to have more sex than those who don’t use the drug.  What a bunch of bull!  … Continue reading

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Man Dressed as Santa Shoots Four at Texas Halloween Party

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Man Dressed as Santa Shoots Four at Texas Halloween Party:  Police say a Halloween party in Austin, Texas, erupted in violence after a man dressed as Santa Claus opened fire and wounded four people.   While I’m no detective, I’d … Continue reading

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Wisconsin Man Starts Drinking After Getting Locked in Beer Cooler

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Wisconsin Man Starts Drinking After Getting Locked in Beer Cooler:  Police have cited a Marshfield, Wisconsin man who started drinking beer after becoming trapped in a Kwik Trip convenience store’s walk-in beer cooler after sales clerks told him they couldn’t … Continue reading

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Actors Were Warned Senior Bush Gets Pretty Handsy

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Actors Were Warned Senior Bush Gets Pretty Handsy:  Following actress Heather Lind’s groping revelation, another woman came forward to claim she was also groped by former President George H.W. Bush, prompting “Hunchback of Notre Dame” cast members to divulge that … Continue reading

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