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Monthly Archives: November 2017

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Lobster Caught off Canada with Pepsi Logo ‘Tattooed’ on Its Claw

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Lobster Caught off Canada with Pepsi Logo ‘Tattooed’ on Its Claw:  Concerns over debris littering the world’s oceans are back in the spotlight after a Canadian fishing crew found a lobster with the blue and red Pepsi logo imprinted like … Continue reading

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Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought

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Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought:  New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years – with the next … Continue reading

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Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks

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Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks:  Environmentalists are heaping loads of criticism on the Trump Administration for ignoring our deteriorating National Park Service.  An Administration spokesperson disputes the claim, pointing out that President Trump has even expanded out … Continue reading

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Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos

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Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos:  Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth … Continue reading

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Sebastian Gorka Always Carries 2 Guns And Tourniquet

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Sebastian Gorka Always Carries 2 Guns And Tourniquet:  A firearms publication called Recoil recently published a profile and a picture of items that Sebastian Gorka – the controversial former Trump aide – routinely carries around on him, which includes two … Continue reading

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