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Monthly Archives: December 2017

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Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women

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Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood … Continue reading

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Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest

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Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest:  Doug Jones, who made his name by prosecuting two former KKK members who bombed a black church, has won a stunning victory in the Alabama Senate race – the first Democrat … Continue reading

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Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky

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Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky:  The Navy has apologized and announced it has grounded an aircrew from the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island, Washington, after its pilots drew a giant penis in the sky … Continue reading

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Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

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Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to … Continue reading

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CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist

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CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist: Physicists say that all of their observations have found complete symmetry between matter and antimatter, which is why the universe should not actually exist.  I don’t know about the universe, but I do have … Continue reading

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