Taking rumor and innuendo and passing it all off as journalism

The funniest Comedy Site on the Web (assuming you do the math correctly).

Rubbish In, Robish Out!

News and Analysis for the Heavily Medicated
(as well as those who need to be)

World Famous!

Updated Daily!

Friday January 19 2018

  • _________________

    America’s most trusted source for fake news!

  • Disclaimer: Any similarity between what you read on these pages and actual reality is purely coincidental.

  • A portion of every laugh produced by this website is donated to charity.

  • This publication is made possible in part by generous contributions from the Women’s Christian Temperance Union and the American Society of Professional Colon Hydrotherapists

  • Did you know that most reputable doctors recommend Rubbish In, Robish Out! as a cure what Roger Ailes you?

  • Be sure to bookmark this page and come back just as frequently as local laws permit!

  • The newly constructed world headquarters of Rubbish In, Robish Out! – centrally located in beautiful, downtown Canton, Ohio – the epicenter of American inventiveness and prosperity.

  • Crowds reacting as the latest issue of Rubbish In, Robish Out! rolls off the presses.

  • Be sure to check out the thousands of original jokes in our archives pages!

  • The Babe at the office!

  • Talk about having a bad day!

  • Above is the lunch counter where the titans of the entertainment industry meet when they say “let’s do lunch!”

  • One of the fleet of fancy automobiles used to transport the many dedicated people who put Rubbish In, Robish Out! together around town in a style they’ve become accustomed.

  • Alltop, all the top stories
  • With a globe that size, this fellow seems destined to go places. Bully for him!

  • Armed thugs trying their best to prevent crack Rubbish In, Robish Out! reporters from getting their story. We risk it all for you fellow readers.

  • 081209newsman
  • One of our hard-working​ reporters scooping yet another news story.

Monthly Archives: January 2018

← Older posts

Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months

Posted on by Johnny Robish

Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months:  President Trump confused more than a few loyal followers recently while delivering a speech at an anti-abortion rally when he declared “right now, in a number of states, the laws allow … Continue reading

Posted in In the News | Leave a comment

Giant Potentially Hazardous Asteroid About to Whiz By Earth

Posted on by Johnny Robish

Giant Potentially Hazardous Asteroid About to Whiz By Earth:  An asteroid between 1600 and 4000 feet across is due to slip past Earth in early February, but NASA says there’s no chance it will make impact as it will pass 2.6 … Continue reading

Posted in In the News | Leave a comment

Trendy Tide Pod Challenge Puts Teens in Danger

Posted on by Johnny Robish

Trendy Tide Pod Challenge Puts Teens in Danger:  A new, potentially lethal viral trend called the “Tide Pod Challenge” has sweeping through social media, which has teens filming themselves swallowing the Tide laundry detergent pods and then challenging others to … Continue reading

Posted in In the News | Leave a comment

White House Doctor Gives Trump Clean Bill of Health

Posted on by Johnny Robish

White House Doctor Gives Trump Clean Bill of Health:  To nearly everyone’s astonishment, Donald Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson has given the 6’3” and 239 pound President a clean bill of health.  Really?  He’s claiming this hugely obese … Continue reading

Posted in In the News | Leave a comment

Hawaii Emergency Management Employee Reassigned

Posted on by Johnny Robish

Hawaii Emergency Management Employee Reassigned:  The Hawaii emergency management employee who set off a statewide panic on Saturday morning by sending out a false alarm about an incoming ballistic missile has been temporarily reassigned.  Emergency management officials are reassuring the … Continue reading

Posted in In the News | Leave a comment
← Older posts