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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood

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Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood:  Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylish, long-awaited Goop standalone store has opened its doors at the super-trendy Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles.  Funny, because all this time I just assumed that “Goop” was that stuff doctors were finding … Continue reading

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Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake

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Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake:  Upon seeing a rattlesnake slither into the birthday BBQ he was hosting in his yard, a 48-year-old Arizona man named Victor Pratt decided to impress his guests on how to catch … Continue reading

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Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might

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Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might:  President Donald Trump says he wants to see a parade showcasing US military might rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4th – complete with tanks, planes and missiles.   Wow – a … Continue reading

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Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed

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Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed:  The image of T. rex as ferocious predator has been taken down a notch after a research team, using a series of “bio-mechanical techniques,” concluded that the T. rex … Continue reading

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