Pikey's Page
featuring
"Pikey" the World Famous Twenty-Three Pound Ragdoll Cat
Photographed while being arrested for "Grand Theft Mongrel."
Arresting officers stated he exhibited a "furrier than thou" demeanor.
Below is the driver's license Pikey presented to police.
Came home one night and caught Pikey watching Fox News. I thought, what a shock, my cat's a Republican? Then when I thought about it, it all made sense. With the Democrats always complaining about how much they're against the fat cats, how else is he gonna vote?
I don’t really have anything very fancy in my apartment, so I usually let my cat climb up on the furniture if he wants. A neighbor noticed this and reported it to Animal Control who cited me for contributing to the delinquency of a mongrel.
I occasionally get mail from people asking me to remove the Pikey Page from the website because they hate cats. The truth be known, I don't like cats either, I just raise them for their meat.
Pikey is a card-carrying member of the National Association of Pussycats, also known as "NAP."
I suspected Pikey was misbehaving while I’m not at home, so I put a “tail” on him.
I recently had to discipline Pikey for climbing up my family tree.