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Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Net Worth Now More Than $100 Billion

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Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Net Worth Now More Than $100 Billion:  Amazon founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos saw his net worth climb above $100 billion as shares in his online retail giant surged on optimism over holiday sales.  Meanwhile, the … Continue reading

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New Report on Mormon Masturbation Interviews

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New Report on Mormon Masturbation Interviews:  A new report claims that children and teens in the Mormon church, often as young as eight years old, are frequently and aggressively interrogated and shamed by local church officials about masturbation and sex.  … Continue reading

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Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House

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Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House:  In the annual Presidential ceremony at the White House, President Trump has pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey they’ve named “Drumstick.”   The following day, the President angrily tweeted he has yet to receive … Continue reading

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Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat

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Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat:  Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to prove the Earth is flat by launching himself 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour in a … Continue reading

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Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

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Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – … Continue reading

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