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Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them

Oct. 06, 2017

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them:  A new Pew Research Center study found that a full 72% of Americans are concerned about robots replacing human jobs.  An Administration official is urging the public not to worry, pointing out that President Trump will figure out a way to deport all the robots.  On a positive note – even if the robots do end up taking most of our jobs, at least we’ll soon have all those great jobs working in those coal mines which Trump promised to bring back.


Lee Harvey Oswald’s Ex Writes Book About Relationship:  Lee Harvey Oswald’s ex-girlfriend is about to begin a tour to promote her book about she and Oswald.  One can only hope she doesn’t try to tarnish his good name when he’s no longer here to defend himself.


Babe Ruth’s Pocket Watch Sells for $717,000:  Babe Ruth’s pentagonal 14-karat gold pocket watch from the 1923 World Series has sold at an auction in New York for $717,000.  One thing’s for sure, anyone who can pay $717,000 for a pocket watch has some really deep pockets to put that watch in.

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