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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

Feb. 09, 2018

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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