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Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News

Apr. 19, 2017

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News:  Fox News announced it has ended its association with Bill O’Reilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player.  Sounds like Bill O’Reilly is no longer a Factor – he’s entered the “No Job Zone.”

 

Brain Enters Higher State of Consciousness on LSD:  A new study found that psychedelic drugs such as magic mushrooms, ketamine, psilocybin and LSD cause the brain to enter a “higher state of consciousness.”  Unfortunately, my “higher state of consciousness” turns out to be paranoia.  The good news is these drugs are completely safe for everyone.  My cat just told me so.

 

United CEO Calls Dragging Incident a Learning Experience:  Calling it a “learning experience” for all of us here at United, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz apologized to shareholders for forcibly dragging a passenger off one of its planes.  Oh, I think you could call it a “learning experience” for most of us in the traveling public too.  On a positive note, at least they didn’t force the poor guy to parachute out of the plane.

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