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Catholic Church Has No Pope

In the News

Mar. 01, 2013

Catholic Church Has No Pope: With the resignation of Benedict XVI, the Catholic church finds itself without a spiritual leader until the election of the next Pope by the College of Cardinals. Sadly, almost immediately numerous reports began coming in from all over the globe of Catholics running wild in the streets, drinking cheap wine, urinating on parked cars and even putting on condoms and getting divorced.

Sinkhole Swallows Tampa Man: A Florida man is presumed dead after a 100-foot sinkhole opened up and swallowed him while he was sleeping in bed at his home near Tampa. And the poor guy probably awoke thinking he was just having a horrible nightmare.

Jennifer Lawrence Photographed Smoking Pot: Oscar winning actress Jennifer Lawrence was recently photographed in Hawaii smoking what appears to be a marijuana cigarette. I’m sure there is a simple, logical explanation for what we saw in the photograph, such as maybe she was trying to get high.

Schwarzenegger Returns to Bodybuilding: Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to the bodybuilding world as the executive editor for both Muscle Fitness and Flex magazines, to which he will contribute monthly columns and dish out all the personal and professional insight. And the only thing that seems to be missing in his return to bodybuilding is his body.