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Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment

Aug. 07, 2017

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment:  Fox News host and contributor Eric Bolling tweeted his appreciation to those who’ve supported him after he was suspended from Fox for sexting and harassing female colleagues.  A grateful Bolling tweeted “Overwhelmed by all the support I have received.  Thank you.  Look forward to sending each and every one of you a close-up pic of my junk asap.”

 

Pot Worth $85 Million Found Near Campgrounds on Federal Land:  Authorities said they have eradicated more than 27,000 marijuana plants in the past week with a potential street value of about $85 million on U.S. Forest Service land in Santa Barbara County.  All I can say is, I’ve obviously been going to the wrong campgrounds.  All I ever seem to find are empty beer cans and used condoms.

 

Ohio State Scientists Find New Way to Heal Wounds:  Scientists at Ohio State University say they’ve developed a new method called Tissue Nanotransfection (TNT) for healing wounds which involves placing a small chip about the size of a cuff link onto the site of a wound which reprograms the cell’s DNA or RNA – therefore promoting healing.  Excellent idea!  I mean, why settle for a lousy band-aid when there’s a $10,000 medical procedure available?

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