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Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn

Nov. 08, 2017

Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn:  In an attempt to to prevent “revenge porn,” Facebook is starting a pilot program and asking users to volunteer nude pics of themselves to an algorithm to combat revenge porn – but the company admits that those nudes will be viewed by a human at the company first.  So, let me get this straight.  Pictures – which I would never want posted on the internet – I’m supposed to send them in to the biggest site on the internet – so they can then use them to ensure that they will never, ever be posted on the internet?  What could possibly go wrong there?

 

Panera Bread to Purchase Rival Chain Au Bon Pain:  Panera Bread is buying rival cafe restaurant chain Au Bon Pain, a chain Panera CEO Ron Shaich co-founded more than three and half decades ago.  While terms of the deal were not fully disclosed, analysts say the purchase will undoubtedly cost Panera quite a lot of bread.

 

Stephen Hawking Predicts Earth Will Be a Fireball by 2600:  Mastermind physicist Stephen Hawking is predicting that the human race will perish on Earth after we turn it into a sizzling fireball in less than 600 years.  I can live with that!  In fact, I’ll worry about all that when I turn 575.  On the other hand, knowing this – I do kind of wish I’d have stretched my car financing out another 599 years.  Besides, at the rate we’re going, in another 600 years – about the only thing that’ll still be around will be an image of Keith Richards face.

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