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Family Waits for Word on Sinkhole Victim

Mar. 02, 2013

Flordia SinkhoileFamily Waits for Word on Sinkhole Victim:  Authorities are still trying to recover the body of Jeff Bush, the Florida man believed dead after a sinkhole opened up beneath his bedroom.  On a positive note, at least the family won’t have to pay to bury him. 

 

Grizzly Killings:  Authorities have confirmed that a Yellowstone National Park hiker whose body was found last week was mauled and killed by a grizzly bear.  Officials say they knew it was a bear because the spot where they found the body was such a “grizzly scene.”

 

Black HoleBlack Hole Eats Star:  Astronomers say they’ve identified the source of a mysterious blast of gamma rays that reached Earth in late March as that of a black hole devouring a wandering star.  Perhaps even more interesting was the fact that the black hole first inquired if the wandering stars were fresh today.

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