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Father Leaves 2-Year-Old in Cold Truck Outside Stripper Bar
Father Leaves 2-Year-Old in Cold Truck Outside Stripper Bar: A 24-year-old man who left his small daughter in his pickup truck while he got drunk in a Van Nuys, California stripper bar was arrested on suspicion of willful harm to a child. Hopefully, incidents like this will finally convince strip clubs to add child-care facilities to their establishments.
Women Talk Three Times More Than Men: A new study claims women talk nearly three times as much as men on average. No kidding! I once went out with a woman who really knew how to talk up a storm. In her defense, she was a meteorologist, so that was kind of her job.
Texas Woman Calls 911 For Cigarettes: A drunk woman in Texas ran out of cigarettes while drinking beer with her boyfriend and called 911 to ask if a police officer could deliver a pack to her. Another example of what can happen when they remove the cigarette machines from trailer park community rec rooms.
Olive Garden Revenue Drops: The company that owns Olive Garden announced that its revenue has dropped 5 percent in the last quarter. To be honest, I’ve never been to an Olive Garden, but then again, I’ve never had all that much interest in gardening.by
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