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Ford Models Files Lawsuit Over Stolen Models
Ford Models Files Lawsuit Over Stolen Models: The New York Post reports that top modeling agency Ford Models has files a $4 million suit against another top agency – Women Management, accusing them of poaching two of its models. Perhaps Ford Models should consider contacting Mitt Romney. I hear he has access to “binders full of women.”
Bobby Brown Arrested for DUI Again: TMZ has learned that Bobby Brown has been arrested for DUI for the second time this year. You know things are getting bad when Lindsay Lohan’s telling you “dude, you’d better start pulling your life together.”
Another Candidate Weighs in on Rape: Indiana Republican Senate candidate Richard Murdock took the position at a debate that when a woman becomes pregnant after a rape, “that’s something God intended.” You’ve got to give him credit though, it isn’t easy to say something so disgusting that even Jerry Sandusky would be offended.
Italian Seismologists Found Guilty of Manslaughter: Seven Italian earthquake experts were sentenced to six years in prison failing to predict the 2009 L’Aquila earthquake that killed 309 people. Why pick on the seismologists? If anything, shouldn’t they be going after the psychics?by
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