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Genes for Breast Size Found

Jul. 05, 2012

Genes for Breast Size Found:  According to a new study, researchers have identified seven genetic markers that determines what a woman’s breast size will be.  Conversely, a follow-up study found that butt size determines
how large a woman’s jeans will be.

Sweltering Temperatures and Drought Threatening Corn Crop:  Across a wide stretch of the Midwest, the searing sun and drought are shriveling corn crops in the Midwest.  I suspect that corn isn’t the only thing shriveling up in heat like that.

Anderson Cooper Admits He’s Gay:  Anderson Cooper has revealed in an online letter that he is gay, ending years of reluctance to talk about his personal life in public.  Isn’t that a little like Rupert Murdoch admitting he’s a Republican?

GM Recalls Popular Chevy Cruse:  Engine fires are forcing General Motors to recall its popular Chevy Cruze.  On the other hand, it appears as if there’s almost no chance Katie Holmes will ever recall Tom Cruise. 

Arsenio Hall Back to Late Night:  Comedian Arsenio Hall has signed up for a new late-night talk show, to be produced by CBS’ syndication arm, that will begin airing in fall 2013.  Because we don’t have enough celebrity talk shows. 

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