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JetBlue Pilot Ruled Insane

Jul. 05, 2012

JetBlue Pilot Ruled Insane:  The JetBlue pilot who last March left the cockpit during a flight and began screaming and frightening passengers has been found not guilty by reason of insanity.  At this point its not completely
clear whether he was ruled insane for the things he did on the plane or for taking a job with JetBlue in the first place. 

 

Back from the Dead:  Although its a species believed extinct for over 5,000 years, some researchers are claiming that it may be possible to bring a mammoth back to life within four years.  Or they could just be pulling the wool over our eyes.

 

Exercise With Caution in Hot Weather:  People who exercise outdoors need to take steps to avoid heat injury during extremely hot weather according to the American Council on Exercise.  America has a Council on Exercise?  They apparently haven’t been quite as successful as their rival group – The American Council on How to Avoid Exercise.

 

Caffeine Consumption Linked With Lower Risk Of Skin Cancer:  Researchers have found that there seems to be a relationship between increased coffee intake (the more – the better) and decreased risk of basal cell carcinoma — the most common skin cancer.  That’s because its pretty difficult to get skin cancer when you’re spending most of your day sitting in Starbucks.  

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