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LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death

Feb. 03, 2018

LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death:  Los Angeles county sheriff’s investigators say they want to speak to 87-year-old actor Robert Wagner as a “person of interest,” in the case of the Natalie Wood death which reopened in 2011.  When reporters asked Christopher Walken – who was also present on the yacht that night – what he felt police needed to solve the case, Walken said that as far as he’s concerned, they “need more cowbell.”

 

Deadly Amoeba Found in Louisiana Water:  A potentially deadly brain-eating amoeba was discovered in a water system that serves more than 12,500 people in Louisiana.  Scientists say they’re not too concerned, however, given that a “brain-eating amoeba” would quickly starve to death in a place like Louisiana.

 

Texting Woman Drives Into Herd of Cows:  A 21-year-old woman is recovering after she drove into a herd of cows in upstate New York while texting on her cellphone.  How stupid!  You can’t just assume cows will just mooo-ve out of the way.

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