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Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area

Jan. 07, 2018

Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area:  The National Weather Service is predicting a powerful rainstorm will hit the LA basin Monday and Tuesday, breaking an 11-month record drought.  The storm is expected to be so strong that some officials are urging people living in the outlying areas to consider skipping Monday and Tuesday and just moving on into Wednesday when the storm is expected to have already passed through the area.

 

Ocean Floor Sinking Under Water Weight From Melting Glaciers:  Scientists say so much extra water is being added into the world’s oceans from melting glaciers that the ocean floor is sinking underneath its increasing weight.  OK, but I guess first my question would be – exactly where is the ocean floor sinking to?  Personally, my concern is the ocean may be leaking out through the sea floor and then draining through another hole in the South Pole.

 

Local Arkansas High School Arms Its Teachers:  The small Arkansas town of Clarksville has decided to give concealed weapons to 20 teachers and staff at its local high school.  Gee, and to think teachers used to scare the living crap out of us back when they were only carrying paddles.

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