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North Carolina Soldier and Wife Arrested for Dog Porn

Sep. 16, 2013

Dog Porn

 

North Carolina Soldier and Wife Arrested for Dog Porn:  A North Carolina soldier and his wife have been arrested and charged with multiple counts of crimes against nature involving bestiality after their videos appeared online showing sex acts with dogs.  I assume the video was a remake of “Lassie Cum Home.”  Anyway, the couple claims that the whole thing was nothing more than some “heavy petting,” but police are describing it as “ruff sex.”

 

RolaidsRolaids Returns to US After 3-Year Hiatus:  The once ubiquitous heartburn treatment Rolaids is heading back to American shelves after several damaging recalls resulted in a disappearance of the product on shelves of nearly three years.  What really scares me about all this is that this means those Reloads setting in my medicine cabinet are over 3 years old!

 

young woman driving on highway while reading / writing text on smart phone.Texting Maryland Woman Drives Into Lake:  Authorities say a 25-year-old Maryland woman who drove her car  into a lake has admitted to officers that she became distracted by a text message.  I’m not one to judge, but I’ve always felt that texting and driving is never a good idea unless you’re completely drunk.

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