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Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing

Jul. 16, 2017

Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing:  Scientist and chief executive of Impossible Foods Pat Brown has created a plant-based burger that he says recreates the texture, smell and flavor of meat that carnivores crave (including the blood) – while cutting down on the waste associated with meat production.  And, after you’ve completely devoured one of these babies, I’m guessing about the only left thing to do is wash it all down with an O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer.

 

Caitlyn Jenner Seriously Considering Running for Office:  Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly seriously considering a shot at politics as friends say she has been questioning how she can make a bigger impact on the world.  OK, so if I’m understanding the Republican slate correctly, after the next election we’re basically gonna have Trump, Kanye West, Kid Rock, Steven Seagal, the Rock and Caitlin Jenner running the country?  Good grief, that’s so insane, I’m not even sure the Russians could get behind that one.

 


Study Suggests Smelling Your Food Makes You Fat:
  Researchers at UC Berkeley discovered that mice who had their sense of smell disabled could eat a high-fat diet and stay at a normal weight, while their litter mates who retained their sense of smell ballooned up to twice normal weight – suggesting a link between smell and metabolism.  Now I realize this study was conducted on mice, but I still smell a rat.

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