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Playboy Playmate Graduates With Honors

Jun. 23, 2012

Playboy Playmate Graduates With Honors: Nikki Leigh certainly has a lot to celebrate. Not only did the 23-year-old graduate with honors in Sociology from Cal State Fullerton this weekend, but she was also named Miss May 2012, Playboy’s Playmate of the month, during her last semester of college. Wow, Playboy is really getting some knowledgeable women to pose for them lately. Nikki Leigh has a strong background in sociology and of course who could possibly have more familiarity with our criminal justice system than Lindsay Lohan?

Sheen and Gibson Co-Star in New Film: Director Robert Rodriguez has reportedly signed both Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson to his new movie Machete Kills- with Sheen playing the President of the United States. Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson together? Sounds more like a court appointed anger management class than a film set.

Penguins Explicit Sex Acts Shocked Explorer: Hidden for nearly 100 years for being too “graphic,” a report of “hooligan” behaviors, including sexual coercion, by Adelie penguins observed during Captain Scott’s 1910 polar expedition has been uncovered. Guess even the penguins have their own Jerry Sandusky.

Stolen Toothpicks:  Police are looking for the thief who stole 400,000 toothpicks worth nearly $3,000 from a manufacturer’s warehouse in Athens, Georgia.  Police say they’re optimistic about finding the culprit because there’s not all that many people who live in the area who actually have enough teeth to make the theft worthwhile.

World’s Air in Trouble: Monitoring stations are reporting that the world’s air has reached what scientists call a troubling new milestone for carbon dioxide, the main global warming pollutant. Scientists warn that if this horrible trend continues, everyone in the world will eventually feel like they’re living in Cleveland.

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2 Responses to Playboy Playmate Graduates With Honors

  1. Hey just wanted to give you a quick heads up. The words in your content seem to be running off the screen in Firefox. I’m not sure if this is a format issue or something to do with web browser compatibility but I thought I’d post to let you know. The style and design look great though! Hope you get the problem fixed soon. Kudos

    • Johnny Robish says:

      Thanks for the heads-up, but I check it on Firefox and it seemed OK. I will be getting a new theme next week anyway though.