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President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments

Dec. 04, 2017

President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments:  In a move that marks the largest reduction of federally-owned lands in American history and opening those areas to oil drilling and mining, President Trump signed an order shrinking both the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments.  On the other hand, had there been images of Confederate Generals and politicians carved into them thar hills, Trump and his followers would have sent in the US Armed Forces to ensure the area remains a national monument.  That said, the Trump Administration is insisting those areas will still remain national monuments – which is true I guess – only now, we’ll have to reclassify them as “monuments to fracking.”  

 


US Microwave Weapon Could Fry North Korean Missile Controls:
  Experts say the U.S. has microwave weapons that proponents believe could stop North Korea from launching missiles by frying their electronics.  Get serious!  As if the American diet isn’t bad enough as it is, now we’re adding “fried North Korean Missile Controls?”  Either way, we’re screwed.  I mean, if the bombs don’t get you, the cholesterol will.

 

Manafort Caught Still Working With Russian Operative:  Robert Mueller’s team is asking a judge to revoke Paul Manafort’s bail after it was disclosed that Manafort – as recent as a week ago had been ghosting-writing an op-ed piece with a longtime Russian operative who has ties to Russian intelligence – an op-ed designed “to influence the public’s opinion” of the onetime Trump adviser.  Gee, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Manafort must be using either Don Jr or Jared Kushner as his senior advisors.  Obviously, he’s hoping to build a case to justify a Trump pardon, but mark my words – Trump will soon be tweeting something like ”Manafort?  Never heard of him.  Isn’t he one of Hillary or Obama’s friends?”  My God, even the Coen Brothers couldn’t come up with a script this convoluted and with this many complete morons.  Yes sir, that Trump hires all the best people.

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