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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter

Feb. 02, 2018

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter:  The world’s most famous rodent – Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow and forecast six more weeks of winter.  In related news, a representative for Punxsutawney Phil announced he has just accepted a position as a weekend anchor on the Weather Channel.

 

Study Says Life’s Molecular Building Blocks Came From Space:  According to a new study, the “molecular building blocks” necessary for life here on Earth most likely originated in outerspace.  So if I’m correct on this, when your girlfriend tells you “I need my space,” what she’s really needs is more molecular building blocks.  Who could have guessed so many women were that into advanced biochemistry?

 

Company Claims Drug Destroys Double Chins:  P Pharmaceutical giant Allergan is investing millions into an injectable, fat-destroying drug that it says will do away with double chins.  Analysts say that while the drug has shown promise, investors are still sticking their neck out on this.

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