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Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers

Feb. 08, 2018

Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers:  In a recent interview with New York Magazine, famed music producer Quincy Jones claimed that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were lovers back in the 70’s and that Brando would screw just about anything, including a mailbox.  Well, perhaps its a good thing he’s dead then, because I’d hate to have to try and find a condom that’ll fit over my mailbox.

 

Tesla Announces Largest Quarterly Loss Ever:  Tech pioneer Elon Musk’s Tesla electric car and energy storage company has announced huge losses of $675.4m in the three months ending December 31st.  Not to be critical, but perhaps if they’d consider selling the cars instead of launching them into space – the bottom line might look a little better.

 

Solo Rock Stars at Greater Risk to Die Early:  A new study found that solo rock stars are four times more likely to die young than the population at large.  On a positive note, when they did die – they died filthy rich.

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