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Robber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face

Dec. 30, 2013

RobberRobber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face:  San Francisco police say a teen robber is dead after his partner shot their victim in the face, but the bullet ricocheted off the victim’s face and struck the other robber dead.  All I can say is, its a big mistake trying to rob Clark Kent. 


Dead FrogPret a Manger Restaurant Serves Salad With Dead Frog:  Fast food chain Pret a Manger prides itself on providing natural, tasty food, but may have gotten a bit too natural when it served a Wall Street Journal Editor a Albacore Tuna Nicoise Salad with a dead frog on top of it.  Restaurant officials say these things can happen when dealing with organic produce, but admit suggesting that she kiss the frog to see if it turns into a prince was probably not such a good idea.


FukushimaJapan’s Homeless Recruited For Fukushima Clean Up:  Reuters is reporting that homeless people are being recruited for one of the most hazardous and undesirable jobs in the industrialized world – cleaning up the radioactive fallout at the Fukushima nuclear plant.  While some criticized the move, Fukushima officials claim that getting this work really set their faces all aglow.  I guess they figure this will solve both the radioactive waste and the homeless problem at the same time.  On a more positive note, workers will be allowed to keep the t-shirts they’ve been given to wear while doing the cleaning.

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