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Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life

Nov. 12, 2017

Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is reportedly demanding a salary increase from $30 million to $50 million a year, lifetime use of a private jet and lifetime health insurance for him and his family in contract renegotiation talks.  Gee, you can’t afford health insurance on a $50 million a year salary?


Trump’s Federal Judicial Nominee Has Never Tried a Case:  President Trump’s nominee for a lifetime appointment to a federal judgeship in Alabama has never tried a case in his life and has only been practicing law for three years.  Which makes perfect sense, once you consider he was basically appointed to the position by a “game show host.”  Once again, Trump continues to hire only the “best” people to fill these positions!


Newly-Discovered Frog Smaller Than a Dime:  A Louisiana State University scientist claims to have discovered the smallest known vertebrate species on Earth – a tiny frog so small it is roughly the equivalent size of a dime.  That said, scientists say they may occasionally need to adjust the frog’s reported size in order to account for inflation.

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