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Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal

Dec. 05, 2017

Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal:  The International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that it has suspended Russia’s Olympic team from competing in the 2018 Winter Olympics over the country’s doping scandal.  Yea, and while we’re on the topic of “Russian doping scandals,” let’s not forget about that dope the Russians put in the White House.


Pence Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg:  When he was a sophomore at the small Presbyterian school Hanover College, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble.  In Pence’s defense, he was just trying to prevent his precious Hanover College from turning into Hangover College.


Winklevoss Twins are Now Bitcoin Billionaires:  Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the identical twins famous for their legal battle with Mark Zuckerberg over the ownership of Facebook, have become the world’s first bitcoin billionaires following a surge in value of the currency over the past year.  The way I look at it – I may not have a billion dollars, but at least no one is calling me “Winklevoss.”

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