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Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles
Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles: Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.” Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.
Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs: The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs. Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.
Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada: A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them. You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”by
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