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Starbucks Now Third Largest Restaurant Chain

Mar. 05, 2013

StarbucksStarbucks Now Third Largest Restaurant Chain:  New data show that Starbucks has now passed Burger King and Wendy’s to become the third largest US restaurant chain in terms of sales.  Starbucks is growing so fast that researchers now believe that by the year 2025, approximately seventy-five percent of the earth’s surface will be covered by Starbuck’s cafes.  


Single Adults Have Greater Heart Attack Risk:  A new study finds that unmarried men and women, regardless of their age, have a higher risk of dying from a heart attack.  Meanwhile, all the married ones wish they were dead.


Marching bandFlorida A&M University Band Members Charged With Manslaughter:  Prosecutors are charging 12 former Florida A&M University band members with manslaughter in the 2011 hazing death of a drum major.  Gee, who could have guessed that the most dangerous people on campus are the members of the marching band? 

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