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Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban

Sep. 12, 2017

Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban:  The Supreme Court has granted a Trump administration request to continue to bar most refugees under its travel ban.  Hey, I got an idea for a travel ban.  How about a travel ban which would prevent Trump from galavanting all over the country to play golf every weekend at taxpayer expense?

 

Man Ejected from Bar Tosses Molotov Cocktails:  As if the hurricane wasn’t bad enough, police say a man who was angry about being thrown out of a Florida bar, came back and tossed Molotov cocktails made from beer bottles into the establishment.  The man denied it, but the bartender told police no one inside the bar was ordering Molotov cocktails.

 

Sitting Too Long Can Cause Early Death:  A new study published in Annals of Internal Medicine found that no matter how much you exercise, sitting for excessively long periods of time is a risk factor for early death.  So, next time a neighbor tells you “come on in and sit a spell,” you better ask them “what are you trying to do, kill me?”

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