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Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops
Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops: Texas Police, investigating a reported burglary, have seized almost $1 million worth of methamphetamine-laced lollipops. Let’s hope these lollipops are sugarless, because everyone knows that both meth and candy are bad for your teeth. The way I see it, meth addicts have enough problems, the last thing they need is to destroy their beautiful teeth.
Founder of Breast Implant Firm Guilty of Fraud: The founder of a French company that used an unapproved gel in its breast implants has been found guilty of fraud. On the other hand, I suppose it could be argued that anyone who makes fake breasts is guilty of fraud on some level.
Michigan Woman Loses Teeth to Tea Addiction: The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting that a 47-year-old Michigan woman has lost teeth after decades of consuming “astronomical amounts” of highly concentrated tea. My question is, if you’re gonna abuse a substance, who the hell would choose frigg’n tea? On a positive note, doctors say this poses no real threat to Tea Party members given that so few of them have very many teeth anyway.by
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