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Trader Joe’s Issues Grainless Granola Recall

Jun. 14, 2017

Trader Joe’s Issues Grainless Granola Recall:  Trader Joe’s has been e-mailing customers, warning them that their Trader Joe’s brand Grainless Granola is being recalled because of a possible Listeria contamination.  Now I’m certainly no doctor, but I’m guessing that if you’re the type of person who seeks out products like “Grainless Granola,” Listeria is probably the least of your problems.

 

Study Links 25,000 US Deaths to Sugary Drinks:  In a paper presented to the American Heart Association, researchers report that they have linked 25,000 obesity-related deaths each year in the US to sugary drinks.  On a positive note, the majority of them are the type of people you’d expect to see appearing on the Jerry Springer show.

 

Head Transplant Surgeon Repairs Spinal Cords of Rats:  The scientific team planning to carry out the world’s first human head transplant has announced the successful repair of severed spinal cords in rats, confirming their proof-of-principle study and showing their technique “works across the board.”  One thing’s for sure, whomever gets the first head transplant better have a closet full of turtleneck sweaters and shirts.  Try explaining those scars on a first date.

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