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Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica
Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica: One of the largest icebergs ever recorded, packing about a trillion tons of ice or enough to fill up two Lake Eries, has just split off from Antarctica. While climate scientists are blaming global warming, Fox news is blaming it on bartenders and cocktail servers, whom they say are the kind of people willing to do just about anything for more ice.
Wealth Gap Growing Between Old and Young: A recent study found a big spike in the wealth gap between old and young in the U.S., with households headed by those over 65 being 47 times wealthier than those led by people under the age of 35. So that’s what they mean when they talk about “old money.”
Women Who Eat Bananas Have a Higher Chance of Conceiving Boys: A new study out of the UK found that women who eat a lots of bananas (or anything full of potassium) are more likely to conceive a baby boy. Researchers say its also important for expectant mothers to know that Safeway will have their bananas on sale this week for just 49 cents a pound with your Safeway Club Card.
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