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Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama
Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama: President Donald Trump was up and tweeting extra early Sunday morning, boasting that his approval ratings are higher than former President Barack Obama despite his being subjected to a “Witch Hunt.” I’m sure Trump is right about being more popular than Obama – the only problem is, its in Russia.
Leftists Post Fake Plans to Attack Statue Drawing Out Alt-Right: A leftist group posted fake plans to stage an attack on a Texas statue, bringing out scores of heavily armed alt-right conservatives to show who ended up standing in the hot sun for hours, not realizing the statue attack was totally fake. An embarrassed alt-right spokesperson said “what’s the big deal? We’ve been waging war on imaginary enemies for ages now?” While no one was injured, the statue’s pigeons reported that they found the whole fiasco extremely disruptive.
Trump Celebrates Father’s Day: With Father’s Day just over, many people were asking, wonder what kind of father was Donald Trump? I don’t know about with his boys, but I think its pretty safe to say that with Ivanka, he was strictly a “hands-on” dad.by
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