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Trump Doesn’t Want Immigrants from $hithole Countries

Jan. 11, 2018

Trump Doesn’t Want Immigrants from $hithole Countries:  According to two sources, President Donald Trump questioned why the United States would want to have immigrants from “$hithole countries” like Haiti, El Salvador and African nations, adding that “we should have more people from places like Norway.”


Funny he mentioned Norway, because after listening to him ramble on, it makes me want to move to Norway.  I mean, why in the hell would any sane Norwegian want to leave beautiful Norway and move to Trump’s America?  And when you look at the data, most of those countries Trump mentioned are in no worse shape than places like Alabama, except their people are much more educated.


Anyway, the way I see it – no serious discussion of “$hitholes” could ever be complete without mentioning Trump’s mouth and the vile trash that continually flies out of it.  Wonder if anyone ever mentioned to him that the Haitians weren’t the first “boat people” to land on these shores – seems that distinction goes to groups like the Pilgrims on the Mayflower.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump and his pals in charge, the White House has never seemed “whiter.”


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