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Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability

Jan. 06, 2018

Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability:  In response to journalist Michael Wolff’s scathing new book “Fire and Fury,” President Trump took to Twitter to defend his mental stability by boasting about being “a very stable genius,” pointing out that his “two greatest assets have always his been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

 

Yea, not to mention his nuclear button is much bigger than the one Kim Jong-un has setting on his desk.  And trust me when I say, nothing spells out “intelligence and mental stability” quite like that tweet by our President.  I mean, when someone speaks with such eloquence as “I’m like, really smart” – who are we to dispute that?

 

Of course, there’s always gonna be those skeptics who say mean things such as “Donald’s comments have convinced me that there has to be a crack pipe involved somewhere” or “if Trump’s really that smart, why’s he spending all those hours on Twitter like an angry teenage girl?”  Still, others will insist that “self-praise isn’t necessarily a sign of intelligence.”

 

Well, what all these snowflakes fail to understand is this is exactly why so many of the President’s meth-addicted supporters love Donald Trump so much – because the things he says even makes them feel smart.  And that’s why his loyal fanbase, after hearing about this book from Fox News – just like the “Three Little Pigs” before them – are now taking to social media and crying out “who’s afraid of the big bad Wolff?”

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